Palatine gossip

The problem with posting Palatine gossip is that I have none. I don't even live there anymore, which is unfortunate. I was actually there the other day... I drove straight down Willow to Palatine Rd., then turned right onto Plum Grove Rd., drove to Colfax, and went to the dentist. Then I turned around, retraced my route, and went back to the safety of Evanston. Just kidding. But yeah, Palatine seemed good. I noticed they were building lofts in downtown Palatine... dude, this is now downtown Chicago. Who wants to live in a loft in downtown Palatine? Although I know people do... it's all of that new craziness. I went to Durty Nellies with Patrick in January and it was so fun! That was actually the last time I was in Palatine though. My vote is to find a group of people to go there sometime before I move to Portland for the rest of the life. As far as actual Palatine gossip, Laura and Randy are getting married and that's the most exciting thing I know. The problem is that Patrick and Emily have all of the exciting Palatine gossip and they only give it to me in little spurts. I haven't had a spurt in like 6 months, so I got nothin'...